*Pfffffft*
Janet: “I’ma put that on my iPod too.”
Me: “They should make self-recording iPods.”
Both: “Yeeeeeeees!”
Me: “They totally should! They’d make millions!…Oh wait, they already do.”
Janet: “OH NO WAY. I WANT ONE.”
Me: “Um. What?!”
Janet: “They do? That’s so awesome. I want one.”
Me: “Sweet lord, no. NO.”
*I laugh uncontrollably (I do that a lot around her)*
Me: “Seriously?! Seriously. They don’t actually MAKE self-recording iPods. I meant millions of DOLLARS. Millions of DOLLARS. Apple makes millions of DOLLARS.”
Janet: “Oh.”