LizAggie07 (9:43:56 PM): Bud Light Presents… Real Men of Genius

(Real Men of Genius!)

Today we salute you, Mrs. Dedicated College Student.

(Mrs. Dedicated College Student!)

You get out of your house and go all the way to the Student Computing Center to get work done with no distractions.

(GO 4.0!)

But all you end up doing is talking on AIM, checking everyone’s Facebook changes including your own, posting on your blog, and stalking every person you have ever been friends with on MySpace.

(He’s no longer single!)

You watch so many videos on YouTube and have so many chat windows open that you forget why you even went to the SCC.

(’C’ is for ‘career’!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, you gold medalist in the Procrastination Olympics, it’s going to be a long night catching up on all your work.

(Mrs. Dedicated College Student!)

Bud Light Beer, Anheuser Busch, College Station, Texas.