me: i found a jesus sticker on the ground.
janet: congratulations?
m: just thought i would let you know.
j: thank you! even jesus enjoys time on the ground.
m: lol is that so?
j: yeth.
m: good to know.

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daisiesrockon: cuz brian smith (a usar guy) is the announcer
aggiejan08: sweeeeet
aggiejan08: i’m so there
aggiejan08: usar…underwater search and rescue?
aggiejan08: underwear/swimsuit apparel representatives?
aggiejan08: untimely statements and requests?
daisiesrockon: um
daisiesrockon: urban search and rescue
aggiejan08: OH
aggiejan08: that works too
daisiesrockon: right.

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“Where’s your car?”
“Um, Row E, at the very end, next to that thing that gives off light in the darkness. What’s it called? I’m drawing a blank.”
“Jesus?”
“Yes, exactly. My car is parked on Row E, at the very end next to Jesus.”
“Gotcha.”

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“Is that jersey knit?”
“Nooooo, it’s panty knit.”

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I found this on Facebook and I really like it and thought I’d share. Apparently it’s by George Carlin, but I can’t verify that (oh wait, no, I can, I’m just too lazy).
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We [...]

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